Blueberry Cheesecake Blended Peanut Butter Nano Bars - Triple Infused

Today's review is for these delicious Peanut Butter Nano Bars that recently found its way to me. This Nano Bar is made with a heavy Indica blend of Blueberry Cheesecake Cannabutter. Now, I'm not positive, but I believe that is cross breed between Blueberry and UK Cheesecake, two strains rising in popularity in the North West again. It also has peanut butter, coconut chunks, chocolate and lots of delicious ingredients. It's only a tiny little treat, but it's great for those of us who need to watch our sugar, because it's small package packs a powerful punch.

And Oh My! These nano bars certainly are a triple threat to every pain, ache, sore and braincell throughout the body, which is probably because they are triple-infused with extra medicine in the oils and gourmet chocolate.

This treat is not something to be messed with and I caution extreme caution. These bars are best used at night as they will cause drowsiness and possibly some confusion. Also, unlike most medibles that go into effect within 1 to 1.5 hours, this treat is a creeper and sets in near 2.5 - 3 hours later, and that was only half of the little 4x4 inch square. On the Level Leaf, I would rate this one a 5.5, as it definitely takes you past the LMAO stage but doesn't quite drop you off into a 6 until later. Still, you'll want to be at home and in a position where you can allow your body to fully relax.

These treats would be great for those patients dealing with sleep disorders, chronic pain or spastic issues. I would NOT recommend it for those with anxiety troubles, the initial peak of the medicine is really intense.

Jesus 70/30 - Jesus Saves!

"Jesus Saves!" is a common humorous comment that seems to flow our of your mouth once this strain hits your bloodstream. The intoxicating effects swirl into you at a nice speed, not to quickly, but it's definitely no creeper. It definitely brings you to a Level 3 within an easy eight minutes, and then slides you into a Level 4 for a few hours. What I enjoyed more, was that when it wears off, it doesn't leave you at a Level 7. Instead, it just kind of fades away, bringing you back to the Stem of Sobriety.

I think one of the most interesting things about this strain, is how it got it's name. Apparently, it was bred to be used as a coping agent for those with severe depression. The guy that it was made for, was at such a deep emotional level, he was having a hard time contemplating why he even wanted to live at all. The day that the farmer managed to perfect this strain, the depressed man gave it a try and within an hour he was lively, alert and for the first time in a long time, he was HAPPY.

And, whether you follow an abrahamic path or not, I'm sure you can see the irony in the name of a strain of cannabis that saves people from depression. And NO, it does not taste like a moldy 3,000 year old shroud, lol. In fact, it's rather fruity, with a hint of mint and pine on the finish. Bonus: Jesus is conservative, so you're probably only going to notice a light Level 3 on the Munchie Meter.

I would recommend Jesus in a joint or a bong chilled with ice.

The Elephant 60/40

If elephants were green instead of gray, this would be the color I would expect them to be. Light, almost pale in hue, with lots of little red fibers stringing out in chaotic order. If you haven't been able to tell yet, today's review is for a local strain known as The Elephant.

Everything about this bud truly fits it's name. Most of the flowers are big and lumpy. The smell is very musky with a hint of fresh sweet grass. It's bald in most places, but the hairs are obvious in the places they pop out. It burns a little on the intake, and the finish leaves behind a very strong flavor of old hay cleared away from an elephant enclosure. Not my favorite flavor, though I'm fond of strains named after the characteristics of the blend itself.

Being mostly a sativa, it definitely effects you sooner rather than later. Like it's mammalian counterpart, this blend may not seem all that exuberant, but it can reach top speed in under 60 seconds and can really go the distance. That being said, I can't say I would really go for this blend on a regular basis. And it's not for any lack of achievement on pain killing or anxiety releasing, it can definitely do the job there. I'm just not much for the taste. Though I would definitely use some sweat leaf from this blend for medibles.

Head Band 2 - 60/40

Being moderately heavy in Indica, this blend is well suited for those looking for some ease into dream land at night. It has a very floral bouquet with a touch of pine to it, and it almost leaves a bitter-lime taste in the nose. The coloration varies from dark to off white, with a decent array of trichomes cover the leafier areas.

Interestingly enough, the pine scent does not carry onto the tastebuds, but instead you're quickly made aware of a strong coffee and fruit taste, with a spring rosebud finish as it leaves the throat. This blend is another 60/40, though IMO it is definitely heavier on the indica then most of this percentage. The intoxication level peaks at a Level 5 and quickly fades into a Level 6. It's a good blend for an evening night cap, especially for patients with muscle aches and pains, who need something to relax and gently seduce them into bed.